We have been quietly promoting this one for a few months... now is your chance to order it...
Our Limited Edition: Wrath of P'Khan Cream Cheese 🚀🔥
Boldly blending flavors and taking your tastebuds where none have gone before… unexpected heat… a calculated sweetness. This isn't just cream cheese—it's a mission. Crafted with a wink for true fans as we celebrate Star Trek Day, our Wrath of P'Khan flavor combines rich, sweet candied pecans with fiery red pepper flakes, delivering a taste that’s just as daring as its namesake. Morning, Noonian, or night, one taste will make you Singh with joy.
Spread it if you dare—on bagels, crackers, or bring a twist of flavor to cheesecake for the bravest explorers. But be warned: This small-batch, artisan creation is available for the start of September 2025. Pre-order yours now, because once it’s gone, it’s gooooooooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeee!
🚀 Get it before it disappears like Ceti Alpha VI!
Butter- Available for PRE-ORDER ONLY.
Cream Cheese- Available for PRE-ORDER ONLY.
*Special Edition* (pre-order)
Our products are made in a shared kitchen that uses products known to be possible allergens (wheat, nuts, dairy, etc.).